
Steve Bryant


Driving to Rory's Driving to Rory's
An instrumenal song inspired by my drive through the mountains, headed for a Rory Block concert in Upstate New York.

CHRISTMAS IN SACRAMENTO CHRISTMAS IN SACRAMENTO
A song celebrating some of the things that make Sacramento great, especially at Christmas.

60 Days of Christmas 60 Days of Christmas

Scrapple Cookin' Scrapple Cookin'
A song about The Northeast's 'mystery meat.' Or is it?

Please Grab My Knob Please Grab My Knob

Fun, Fun, Fun, Oy! - Steve Bryant Fun, Fun, Fun, Oy! - Steve Bryant
A song parody about bigotry.

Clear Channel Blows Clear Channel Blows

60 Years 60 Years
A parody of '16 Tons,' inspired by the latest bailout plan.

We Need Some Cash We Need Some Cash
A parody of Bobby Boris Pickett's 'Monster Mash.'

No More Than Christmas No More Than Christmas
My feelings about the Christmas Season.

What Child is This? What Child is This?
My fingerstyle guitar arrangement of 'What Child is This?

Little Drummer Boy Little Drummer Boy
An instrumental version of this song. The instrument I used for the lead is a Walkaround Dulcimer, made in Washington State. It's strung the same way as a dulcimer but you hold and play it like a guitar

Hummin' Harry Hummin' Harry
A parody of all those direct response ads selling music on radio and TV.

More Than a Teddy Bear More Than a Teddy Bear
A song about that special 'stuffed friend' we all had growing up...and may still have.

The America I Knew (Drill Here, Drill Now!) The America I Knew (Drill Here, Drill Now!)
An original work (and free download) about returning America to the greatness she once knew.

Longer Comin' Down Longer Comin' Down
A song about one of the many reasons I left Corporate America to write and play music. Now, if I could just move out of this cardboard box.


Jewphone Jewphone
Inspired by talk radio host Jeff Katz. Whenever an anti-Semite calls his show, he tells them about the Jewphone. It's supposedly a device that gives tomorrow's news today. Jeff explains it's how Jews control the world. Most bigots believe him.

Columbia School for Home Shopping Addiction Columbia School for Home Shopping Addiction
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