A parody of 'Run For Your Life,' about lazy millionaires.
Lyrics
Can’t Run For Your Life
A parody of “Run for Your Life”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
You’d rather claim an injury,
Than to act just like a man.
They sent your fat ass home to rest,
I guess that was your plan.
You can’t run for your life, you’re as big as a cow,
Out of shape, you’ve been chugging your chow.
100 million bucks for bupkis, that the end, you’re a sow.
We know that you’re a wicked guy,
Kicking people when they’re down.
Hope Shanahan shows you the door.
‘Cause we don’t want you around.