Theme from “The Mel G Show”
A Parody of The Theme From the Patty Duke Show
New lyrics by Steve Bryant

Mel Gibson says he hates everyone,
Now his career looks like it’s done.
He told the cops he hates the Jews,
His “N” word really hit the news.
Bad times have begun.
He’s a bigot, and an alcoholic, plain to see.
One self absorbed control freak,
As crazy as he can be.

While everyone thought that he was nice,
He made The Passion of the Christ.
He made it just to beat a Jew,
It’s really just a pile of pooh.
Now he’ll pay the price.
He’s a bigot, and an alcoholic who will find.
We’re through with him, won’t screw with him,
We’ll all deny that we knew him,
He’s just lost his mind.
Like Hitler, and Hussein combined.