Drillin’ With No Plan
A parody of “Sharp Dressed Man”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant

Thick oil, dead fish,
Won’t go away no matter how they wish.
Oily birds, oily beach,
The solutions always out of reach.
Seems that they’re moving just as slow and they can.
BP must be crazy drillin’ with no plan.

Their plans, all fail.
Hope they put the morons all in jail.
Don’t know, what to do.
They can’t fix it, they don’t have a clue.
They’d be better off just to sit on their can.
BP Must be crazy drillin’ with no plan.

Top kill, no dice.
They’re so stupid that they might try it twice.
Big saw, it broke.
Everything they’re trying is a real bad joke.
The President is acting like George Bush with a tan.
BP must be crazy drillin' with no plan.