Spy on the Tiger
A Parody of “Eye of the Tiger”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant

VERSE:
Backing up, into the street, you hit a tree and a hydrant.
Chased by your spouse, you were fast on your feet.
Hoping that your career would survive.

You couldn’t stop, it hit the press, and they ran with the story.
The paparazzi wanted to get a shot,
Maybe you and a whore in a dive.

CHORUS:
Now they’re spying on Tiger, all the day and the night.
Even though they were all threatened with libel.
And you thought you were okay when you kept out of sight.
Now they’re chasing your kids as they spy…on the Tiger.

VERSE:
Kept your face off of the street, some said that you left the country.
Didn’t stop you from taking the heat.
Your girlfriends kept your bad name alive.

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Finally, you went for some help, it was the same old sad story.
Said you were sorry just like everyone else,
Your apology sounded so jive.

(REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE)