A parody of Kids from Bye Bye Birdie. Dedicated to the Duggar family.
Story behind the song
Inspired by everyone who doesn't understand that there can be too much of good thing.
Lyrics
Kids
A parody of “Kids” about too much of a good thing
New lyrics ©2009 Steve Bryant
Kids,
They’re having too many kids today.
Kids,
The Duggars put them all on display.
Kids,
They have enough to populate a town.
Just destructive, reproductive nonsense…
They’re a couple showoffs.
Kids,
Like Jon and Kate they’ll go down in flames.
Kids,
Real soon they’ll be running out of names.
Why don’t they use a condom?
They need one everyday.
The Duggars have too many kids today.
Kids,
Please tell them to put on the brake.
Kids,
Sometimes the wife should have a headache.
Kids,
The overwhelming numbers make me cringe.
They’re too dense, no common sense or planning.
Keep your legs together.
Kids,
The Duggar family just makes me wince.
Kids,
How ‘bout trying some abstinence?
Why don’t you start a country?
Or maybe just turn gay.
The Duggars have too many kids today.