Secret Service Man 
A Parody of Secret Agent Man
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant

There’s a man the president adores,
He protects his life and looks for whores.
With every trip he takes,
Another law he breaks,
The odds are he will pay for sex tomorrow.

Secret Service Man,
Secret Service Man,
They given you a condom,
But they can’t hide your shame.

He looks for pretty faces he can find,
He pays extra to have their behind.
He guards the President,
Some rules he’ll circumvent.
The odds are he will pay for sex tomorrow.

Secret Service Man,
Secret Service Man,
They given you a condom,
But they can’t hide your shame.

Whether he’s in Rome or Cartagena,
Finding prostitutes becomes his mania.
He swore that he’d protect,
The President, except,
The odds are he will pay for sex tomorrow.

Secret Service Man,
Secret Service Man,
They given you a condom,
But they can’t hide your shame.