A Parody of 'The Lady is a Tramp' about one of the many terrible candidates in the Presidential race.
Lyrics
Santorum is a Chump
A Parody of “The Lady is a Tramp”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
Has lots of people he really hates,
Wants homosexuals banned in all states.
He’s inconsistent when he debates,
That’s why Santorum is a chump.
Doesn’t like condoms, or birth control pills,
No woman’s health care or other fancy frills,
Thinks more religion will solve all our ills,
That’s why Santorum is a chump.
He hates the free, fresh exchange of new ideas,
Prays on all our fears, he’s a mook, you could puke.
He wants a baby every time we hump,
That’s why Santorum is a chump.
Says that his preaching is part of the job.
He thinks that college will make you a snob.
Wears sweater vests but still looks like a slob,
That’s why Santorum is a chump.
He hates the liberals, gays and JFK,
His mind’s gone astray, dumb as oak, he’s a joke.
Can’t get approval from Donald Trump,
That’s why Santorum is a chump.