Horrible World
A Parody of “Wonderful World”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant

Don’t know much about history
Your career is just a mystery.
Don’t know how to make a gay man straight
Don’t know how to speak when you debate

But we do know that you are a prude
And we know that if you win we’re screwed.
What a horrible world this would be 

Didn’t John Wayne from John Wayne Gacy
Don’t like art if it looks too damn racy.
Don't know where the Revolution started
We’ll be safer once you have departed.

You don’t know the day that Elvis died,
If you win they’ll be no place to hide
What a horrible world this would be.

Now you have claimed that you are submissive,
To your husband’s will.
God help us all if you should get elected.
We’ll be moving to Brazil.

Don't know much about the Founding Fathers
Could’ve learned it but you didn’t bother.
Don’t know much about slavery
Your whole campaign is unsavory.

You don’t know that one and one is two
If you win, we’ll probably stage a coup.
What a horrible world this would be.