A Parody of 'Short People,' about the Senate, the Congress and the S&P Credit downgrade.
Lyrics
Dumb People
A Parody of “Short People”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
Dumb people got no reason,
Dumb people got no reason,
Dumb people got no reason to live
They got stupid minds,
Stupid ambitions,
They run for office
And make stupid politicians.
They write stupid bills,
Pass stupid laws.
They do nothing,
And expect applause.
Well I don’t want no dumb people,
Don’t want no dumb people,
Don’t want no dumb people
‘Round here.
Dumb people are Democrat or Republican,
They don’t have a plan.
They’re either Commies or in the Ku Klux Klan,
It’s damn scary world.
Dumb people got nobody
Dumb people got nobody
Dumb people got nobody to blame.
They got stupid little minds,
Just full of crap
They trashed our credit,
Then they took a nap.
They got stupid hands,
And stupid little feet.
They’ll take our country,
Right down to defeat.
They crash the market,
Whenever they speak.
They’ve got the country on a losing streak.
Well I
Don’t want no dumb people,
Don’t want no dumb people,
Don’t want no dumb people
‘Round here.