A parody of 'That's Amore,' written in the hope that soon all 50 states allow all people in love to marry.
Lyrics
Thats Gay Marriage
A Parody of Thats Amore
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
In America where love is king,
When boy meets boy, heres what they sing.
When Conservatives cry cause a guys with a guy,
Thats gay marriage.
When Republicans whine, as two women recline,
Thats gay marriage.
Its the law,
In 6 states, everybody else waits.
For some kind of answer.
Talk hosts scream, saying its obscene,
Acting really mean,
Like its some kind of cancer.
Not the end of the world,
When a girls with a girl,
Thats gay marriage.
Guys might dance down the street,
Cause their lives are complete.
Theyre in love.
When the groom and groom dress,
To show off their success,
In Versace
Theyre not making a scene
Though they primp and preen
Like Liberace
When your evenings not free, cause youre both watching Glee,
Thats gay marriage.
When your parents arent thrilled with the house you both build
Thats gay marriage.
Its just swell.
Dont you ask, never, ever tell,
If youre the military.
All the closed minded folks,
Are just jokes.
Really kind of scary.
If you love fancy tours, and both get pedicures
Thats gay marriage.
When you walked down the aisle with a great sense of styl INVALID ,
So in love.
If you use KY Jelly
Love Lisa Minnelli,
And Broadway Shows.
Happy as you can be,
In gay matrimony,
Why dont you propose?
(Its gay marriage!)