A parody of 'Rocky Raccoon,' about your past catching up to you.
Lyrics
Gingrich the Goon
A Parody of “Rocky Raccoon”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
Now somewhere in the hills of North Georgia,
There lived an old man named Gingrich the Goon.
And two times he ran off on his wives with another dame,
They both were sick, it was lame, karma said “I’m gonna get that boy”
So one day he drove into town,
Booked himself a spot on Sean Hannity’s Show.
Gingrich the Goon, said “Watch out ‘cause soon,
They’ll be quite a Gingrich revival.
I will repent, run for President.
And I will beat all of my rivals.”
His rivals just laughed, knew he was an ass.
They all knew that he would soon blow it.
They got quite a thrill from his Tiffany bill,
Especially when he wouldn’t show it.
He broke with his plan, said “please understand,
You don’t know my situation.
My young wife is hot, she belongs on a yacht.
So we’re gonna take a vacation.
But his people were pissed, they tried to insist.
But Gingrich sailed off in the sunset.
His people all quit, said he was a twit.
For shirking his candidate duty.
He said that it’s just a glitch,
Karma said payback’s always a bitch.
When you can’t get your mind off of booty.
Now Gingrich the Goon, thought he was immune.
To all of his past indiscretions.
Did not make a dent, won’t be president.
He’ll go back to his booty obsessions.