A parody of 'The Start of Something Big.' It's for everyone who has sent a revealing photo over the Internet.
Lyrics
The End of Something Big
A Parody of “This Could be the Start of Something Big.”
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
You’re taking some penis shots,
Or posting on Twitter.
You’re chatting on Facebook,
And talking like a pig.
Just showing off your pects,
While you have cybersex.
Now this could be the end of something big.
Your wife didn’t know
That you were quite a scumbag.
She trusted you and didn’t try to dig.
Didn’t know you were sexting,
While she was expecting.
Now this could be the end of something big.
There’s no controlling the unrolling of your old career.
Your texts and photos put an end to that.
You tried to lie about it, you were so sincere,
Turned out that you were just a lying rat.
You tried to apologize,
When you were cornered.
No one believed it was a hacker’s gig.
Now your career is dead, even your little head says
This could be the end of something big.
This could be the end of you in public life,
Betrayed your wife, caused her strife and grief,
As you got relief.
This could be the end of your mayoral hope,
You were a dope, now your time is brief.
No disbelief.
And now when the sun comes up, you go into hiding.
The paparazzis are hot upon your trail.
Now just for the hell of it, try being celibate
‘Cause that could the start of something,
Might show that you’re smart or something.
Might not, be the end of something big.