Weinerman
A Parody of “The Spiderman Theme”
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant

Weinerman, Weinerman
Tweeting his penis when he can.
He’s real proud of the size,
Hoping someone will make it rise.
Look out!
Here comes the Weinerman.

Is it long? Listen bud,
On Twitter everyone calls him stud.
On the web, he’s a tease.
At least he doesn’t spread STDs.
Look out,
Here comes the Weinerman.

In the chill of night.
When most folks are in bed.
He just whips it out
For imaginary head.

Weinerman, Weinerman.
Tweeting boldly without a plan.
Wealth and fame were in his grasp,
It’s too bad he was such an ass.
To him, Twitter is one big harem.
Condoms, he won’t have to wear ‘em.
Here comes the Weinerman!