Hello boys and girls, it’s Mr. Charlie. I used to get almost 2 million dollars per episode for my old TV show. Last night, I did an Internet show for free…but I’m still winning. Can you say that? Winning? Sure you can. Look, I tattooed it on my wrist. I wanted to tattoo it on my weenie, but there were too many scabs and scars.

Today, we’re going to talk about Adonis DNA. That’s what makes Mr. Charlie special. Can you say that, special? Sure you can.

It’s a beautiful day to be out of work.
A beautiful day for a stuck up jerk.
I’m winning,
Yes I’m winning.

It’s a beautiful day to screw everyone.
My old cast and crew won’t have any fun.
I’m winning,
I’m still winning.

I have always wanted the whole wide world to hear just what I say.
Even CSI can’t identify my Adonis DNA.

So let’s make the most of a really bad scene.
I’m down to one Goddess and that makes me mean.

I might still do blow, I want you to know.
Mr. Charlie’s winning.
I’ll be your hero, I’m patient zero.
Mr. Charlie’s winning.